y am i awake its 3 am on a tuesday

WHAT DO I SING AT OPEN MIC TOMORROW???????

nosdrinker:

but anyway I fought her dad for her honor and now we’re married

(via neopiacentral)

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

(via denissegudino)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via destinysentmehere)